Lecture from a parent

I have always been the girl next door and am always the life of the party and this has been a problem for me over the years. Right now I feel like I am walking on egg shells as I am marching home past my curfew from a party. I already know what my mother will say to me; “You’re drunk as a skunk”, “You look like you have been hit with an ugly stick” and ask me if I was “dancing with the devil”. One thing you need to understand about my mother is that she is little over the top. So I decided to walk into my house with my actions speaking louder then words and raise hell! I’m pretty sure that my mom woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning at 2:00 am to stir up trouble with me. She begins screaming bloody murder but it ends up she is just yanking my chain. So I decide to go up to my room and fall head over heels into my bed and sleep like a baby.

Try and Catch Me!

If I could have any incredible super fantastic never turn off until your dead, maybe even later, super hero power it would be to teleport anywhere in the world. Teleporting clearly is the most superior superpower! Teleporting as my super power would mean I could travel to anywhere in the world instantaneously. I could go partying in New York, Milan, and everywhere else in the world in one night and still be home in time for my mothers curfew. "The coolest kid in school" would be my nickname because I would be able to travel to the original Starbucks and back before my English class started; with my "Venti, double shot, extra whip, Peppermint Mocha." Still piping hot! With my crazy teleporting skills I would be the greatest soccer goalie of all time. No one would be able to score a goal on me. I could teleport anywhere on the field and stop the ball. With this incredible super fantastic never turn off until I am dead, maybe even later, superpower I could travel for free! All these examples clearly show why this is the best super power ever. No other super power even compares; and if you have a problem with this, TRY AND CATCH ME!