Lecture from a parent

I have always been the girl next door and am always the life of the party and this has been a problem for me over the years. Right now I feel like I am walking on egg shells as I am marching home past my curfew from a party. I already know what my mother will say to me; “You’re drunk as a skunk”, “You look like you have been hit with an ugly stick” and ask me if I was “dancing with the devil”. One thing you need to understand about my mother is that she is little over the top. So I decided to walk into my house with my actions speaking louder then words and raise hell! I’m pretty sure that my mom woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning at 2:00 am to stir up trouble with me. She begins screaming bloody murder but it ends up she is just yanking my chain. So I decide to go up to my room and fall head over heels into my bed and sleep like a baby.